So now that I've made six different layouts for LLOM, I think it's about time I settle on one. I understand these hoverovers are something you guys enjoy, so I'll keep doing them. In the next few slices, I'll explain why Anthy is the prominent figure here. This is an Akio layout. Anthy is simply a means to an end. I could remove both his face and his hand and you'd still know he was there. Also, I've been trying for ages to sneak a picture from my NASA folder into a layout. Starry night, holy night...o wait holy has no place here!
See? You don't even have to see the rest of his face to know the expression he has. I love it. Yes, I added little pearly things to Anthy's hair. Shut up, they're cool. A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mys-fuck, wrong devil. This, my friend, is an arched back. Look at her. And he's not even touching her yet. Menu's over there, dear.
I wish a gorgeous sadistic man like Akio would stop by and come-or it come and stop by? Damn, I'm confused. Hi Anthy! You seem less blank than usual. Akio's not Indian. He's just a black man that's also a vampire and thus pale for his race. You know, evolution shows women to be just as promiscuous as men. Had I known what an unholy pain in the ass this layout would be to code, I'd have...well..done it anyway.
Look, a chopped hovering gif. You guys just don't know how much I suffer for this stuff. Actually, I wish I was back in the city.
Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger...might be a bad choice of music considering what I'm doing. MY ROOM IS A MESS. Well no, but my mind is. I DON'T WANNA GO TO CLASS. Fuck school. I'll like it better when my campus has a phallic tower and hot dean. ....but I'd settle for at least a hot student council official. I don't even have those. I really should be getting dressed for school... ....ok, a song titled 'Weapons of Mass Distortion' is no better... No more hovers! (They don't work in Firefox anyway.)
     Welcome to Long Legged Older Man, a character shrine for the central villain of Shoujo Kakumei Utena. Sure, Empty Movement is a site devoted to the show as a whole, but really, we know who Giovanna is interested in.

    I hear you shouting, 'Heavens, why???' Why such a complete and unyielding bastard? He deserves to be thrown to a pack of wolves, not given a shrine. He's an empty shell of a child that couldn't grow up; a boy in a man's body, trapped somewhere in Freud's phallic stage, taken with the idea of his own greatness, confident in his image of himself as a being of hedonistic sexual indulgence that delights in the emotional torment of others. Everything good and redeeming and selfless about him died ages ago, and all that's left is a creature of, if not evil, then pure and unrelenting selfishness. If you won't give him that all that makes him a rather interesting guy, then yes, I'll fall back on the shrine-running fangirl response: HE'S RIDICULOUSLY HOT. He radiates/exudes/oozes every bit as much sex as he thinks he does, and that he's a godless asshole while he does it just adds the ever-appealing taboo of danger.

     Love him, like him, or hate him, but remember, you can't truly despise Akio until you realize this: he'd get to you, too.